Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
O M G I AM DYING
Omg I can’t.