iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
(via lucyisass)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
(via dejaboo-youwhore)
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
O M G I AM DYING
Omg I can’t.
