- Vincent Van Gogh (via caliel)
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.
I am imagining the nasty looks they got in the supermarket when they spoke in Klingon in line.(via grammarmancer)
I’m not a fan either but that shit is awesome(via ventsrantsandreblogs)
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”